I frequently choke on my own saliva.
I’ll Semin all Ovie your Backstrom
Getting my name legally changed to Hawkwind Thunderballs.
They’re sending me back to Culinary school aren’t they, Maren?
Maybe I’ll start watching Trigun?
Was about to go to bed when I went down to my kitchen and saw this.
and now it’s time to watch some Digimon.
The awkward moment when you realize you have the capability to write Erotic novels for women.
Gonna make omelettes at 12:58 AM
Also felt the need to run upstairs from the kitchen after deciding to make omelettes to alert tumblr.
Reasons why I’m single
cause you all live in Narnia and I’m unable to woo you.
because I’m dating tumblr
Watching Digimon and eating Quesidilla rolls
I just rapped my Chinese Food order
Shrimp Egg roll, fried baby shrimp,
egg drop soup , then I’m gonna poop.