NovaZarkov

Never Goes Stale

Never Goes [Naked]

EZ-8

NovaZarkov

Never Goes Stale

Never Goes [Naked]

EZ-8

• Your name and username.
• Where you’re from.
• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
• What do you call gym shoes?
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
• Choose a book and read a passage from it.
• Do you think you have an accent?
• Be a wizard or a vampire?
• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  End  post by saying any THREE words you want.

and then this is my hair before  a date

 

It’s kinda like a trucker hat, but it has the adjustable band on the back. Which is cheesy but aesthetically it looks really good.

My mom also bought me this shirt, guess she knows me well. 

My mom bought me this shirt. Accurate.

this is called ‘post-hockey hair’